October 1st: Put up at least one Halloween decoration. Old cobwebs definitely count.
October 2nd: Make and eat a pumpkin-flavored treat. If you are a complete fucking weirdo and don’t like to indulge in said magical pumpkin flavor, get something apple instead? I don’t know, and frankly, I don’t really care about you anymore.
October 3rd: Buy Halloween pajamas and wear them year round. Day or night. Fuck real clothes. (PS: These are at ModCloth.com)
October 4th: Watch a true crime tv episode/listen to an episode of “All Horror” (Gacy/Ramirez episodes). Yes, this is self-promotion. Deal.
October 5th: Visit a costume shop. Try on a costume that you wish you looked good in. Decide that you look damn good and buy the costume. Ask to wear it out. Wear said costume to the grocery store because you know you forgot at least one item.
October 6th: Volunteer/visit your nearest cat rescue/shelter and love on a black cat. If there are no black cats, it’s ok to pet the other cats. Cats are complete assholes, but they sometimes like to be pet. Go home with a couple scratches.
October 7th: Get a fall-inspired coffee. Know that your day will be better than other days in which you don’t get to drink a fall-inspired coffee.
October 8th: Watch a bad ghost story show. Yes, all of them are bad. Watch the shit out of that terrible acting.
October 9th: Watch the worst scary movie you can find. Share with us which one you watch. Don’t make fun of the, “I thought that was a good movie” comment someone will undoubtedly post. That comment will most likely be from me. Don’t make fun of me.
October 10th: Drink an apple cider or 7. Adult ciders count.
October 11th: Go to the theater and watch a horror movie. Yes, the Addams Family counts.
October 12th: Get lost in a corn maze…panic…stop panicking…accept that you now live in the corn maze. Live your life to the fullest.
October 13th: Put on a Halloween-inspired play list. If you do not have one available, sing “This is Halloween” over and over again until your neighbors grow concerned. It is not Halloween yet.
October 14th: Make s’mores. Experiment with different chocolates. I highly recommend Reese’s. Eat too many s’mores. Go to bed.
October 15th: Play a scary video game. Get scared. Yes, someone is standing behind you. It’s cool, they enjoy the game too.
October 16th: Read a spooky book. If you don’t own a spooky book, go visit that abandoned library. (Also, wish our very own Madison a Scary Birthday)
October 17th: Host/attend a murder mystery. If you’re not into that, I guess watch Clue?
October 18th: Go see a Halloween/spooky-inspired play/musical/symphony. If you cannot locate one, move to a more cultured place.
October 19th: Visit a Pumpkin Patch. Look and touch at least 20 pumpkins while trying to decide which one you will accept as your new friend. Take your new friend home.
October 20th: Visit a Haunted House, if you already live in a haunted house, buy some sage?
October 21st: Do something with candy corn. Eat it, make something with it, burn it, just something.
October 22nd: Put up fake spider webs. Try not to get frustrated. Get frustrated and probably throw them away.
October 23rd: Buy and eat Halloween candy. Make sure to save some for trick or treaters. Just kidding, eat it all and then make another trip to the store before Halloween for the trick or treaters. Be prepared, they don’t want shit candy. Full-sized bars only.
October 24th: Obtain a candy apple and eat it shamefully.
October 25th: Make a Halloween-inspired drink. If that’s too hard, pretend that the ice in your drink is a bunch of ghosts. 15 minutes later, where did that ghost go?
October 26th: Attend a Fall festival. Decide that you hate people and go home. Make sure to buy the biggest dessert on the way out. Overpay, but be cool with it. Enjoy that fucking funnel cake.
October 27th: Visit a haunted public establishment. I really had to include the word PUBLIC, don’t get arrested.
October 28th: Watch a Halloween episode of any show. We won’t judge the show you pick, but someone probably will.
October 29th: Dress up your pet in their Halloween costume. If you do not have a pet, think about your life choices.
October 30th: Carve a spooky pumpkin. Fail miserably. Forget to buy a tea light to light the pumpkin. Give up and put a full size fucking candle in that bitch. Feel accomplished.
October 31st: Watch Hocus Pocus because it’s necessary. Get the song stuck in your head for a week. Also, it’s Thackery, not Zachary.